MY BIRTHDAY IS COMING!!!!!

YES IS HAS BEEN A WHILE.
LETS SEE WHAT GOING ON.
I AM STILL EMPLOYEED.
MY CHILDREN ARE HEALTHY AND HAPPY. (I THINK)
I HAVE A LARGE BLUE TARP COVERING MY ROOF.
I HAVE THE WARDEN DOWN FOR THE NEXT 8 MONTHS.
MY LITTLE JACK RUSSEL LIKE TO EAT SHIT. (YUCK)
I'VE LOST 4 LBS. (WOW)
2 OF MY 3 NEPHEWS ARE IN JAIL. FOR LONG PERIODS
I AM GOING OUT FOR MY 29TH BIRTHDAY WITH MY BEST GIRL FRIEND. (YEAH I SAID 29TH AND I AM STICKING TO IT.)
I AM GOING TO SEE TINA TURNER LIVE IN CONCERT.
LIFE IS GOOD