THE WARDEN IS COMMING, THE WARDEN IS COMMING.

THAT'S RIGHT MY MOTHER WILL BE HERE IN THE NEXT 36 DAY TO SPEND THE NEXT 6 MONTHS WITH ME....

@#$%

So can anyone tell me why they have brail at the drive up atm teller. I mean how many blind people do you know that drive,and no I don't mean in a empty parking lot either. And you know what the hell is the use of having brail on a atm machine at all, ok a blind person will be able to fingure the number but they wont be able to read the screen. because class........


That's right, they are blind


HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!

IT WAS JUST A THOUGHT

You know as parent we influence our children in some of the funniest things.
For instance I have taught my children the burp game. You remember that game. That’s the one where when someone burps then everyone rushes to place their thumb in the middle of their forehead. Now I hadn’t done that in a long time because in my rush to get my thumb on my forehead I dug a gash right in the middle of it. But I am older and wiser. Beside who wants to spend $100.00 on a fart?

Today was a very sad day. I had to go to a funeral of a 12 year old child.
I kept asking myself how is the mother doing it. How is she able to handle her grief and hold herself together, I would be beside myself. I can see me as being one of those people that needed to be medicated just to get thru it.

To Mary C.
You and your family are in my thought and prayers.
May God keep you and watch over you.


NOW LET ME TELL YOU WHAT THE IDIOT DID.


My not yet x -husband, his sister and there parent are also attend the funeral, we arrive (in separate cars) and proceed to the back of the church where the few remaining empty seats were. By the time we sit down,I am just a wreck. The tears are flowing, my nose is running and my throat hurts from the crying. The service has not even started. I get some toilet paper because I forgot the box of Kleenex and accept the inevitable.
We are about forty-five minutes into an hour-long service when from behind me I hear this noise. And I think to myself “no the hell he didn’t”
But yes!!!!!!!!!
The stupid one fell asleep.
The stupid one is not one of those who you would never know had drifted off.
Noooooooooooo………
He’s one of those that your can hear from the other side of the house.
It’s a good thing his daughter was sitting next to him so she was able to wake him up.
I have never been so embarrassed in my life.
I think he scared the little old lady sitting next to him…

Well she never showed up. We are up till all hours of the night and she nevered showed up.

AAES tells me that his mother is comming by our house on her way thru town. Well damn, Who said i wanted to do all this cleaning in the middle of the week. Having Grandma Vicky come by is like having your mother in law stop by for a visit. AAES has already mopped the floor 3 times.

Well i gotta go and hide, I mean clean something.

I received an email today telling me that
Fred is sending me a package.

Could it be the haunted Love Swing

I guess we will just have to wait and see

Ok so it has been over a month since my last blog.
SORRY


I have been very wrap up in life. That and my computer was broken

So what’s new?

Well first of all I transferred to a different dept. yeah!!!!
yes that’s right I am still at the same company, I now have new drama with different people, but the pay is better.
I’ll adjust.
It only took a month and a half to get the paperwork to go thru and to train my new supervisor and then to train my replacement.
So bright and early Monday morning I will start on the 3rd floor.

The children are fine
The roommate is fine
My nephew is not in jail

Yes my life is kinda slow