My daughter thought that I shoud include this in my blog.

Friday I was in PMS haze.
The smallest thing seemed to get on that last nerve.
I was moody, ached and the slightest smell just seem to set me off.
Well my son’s feet set me off on Friday,
How is it that someone so small can produce that smell.
You know the smell. The one that makes you think that something has crawled up somewhere and died.
Will this particular smell was coming from my son’s shoes.
I guess he has an over active sweat glands in his feet. Coupled with the fact that he doesn’t like to wear sock.
Wow
Any way I did what any other PMSing woman would do.
I threw all of his shoes in the garbage can, out side.
I have had enough.
I figured that I would just go and buy him some more Saturday.
And no I did not give a damn that I was taking my 8 year old into the shoe store with out any shoes on.

So Saturday after several false starts I make it to the shoe store buy my baby two new pair of sandles
Feeling better about life, I load my small tribe into my car and wait.
And I wait and I wait a little more.

And why was I waiting you might ask.
Because the little old lady in the car next to me could not figure out how to get her car out of the parking space.
She back up, she goes forward, she back up, she goes forward. She goes forward over the parking curb and gets stuck. I thinking wow is she gonna go thru the front door. After several more tries she finally get her car back over the parking curb. And you can see the little old thing just getting pissed.
So finally my daughter says to me, mommy are you gonna help the lady or what?
So I go and help the little old lady. I felt better afterwards, even thought I think that little old lady thought I might drive off with her car.

I just might make it to heaven after all.

So do you remember me telling you that I once had to go and pick my friend AAES because he ran out of gas, with say $1200.00 cash on him.
So let me tell you about my little eposide with gas and AAES while we were at disney world.
Now it takes about a full take of gas to reach Disney world from my house.
We get to the hotel, unload the car, check out the resort and decide to travel around downtown Orlando.
Now even thought the FUEL light may come on, AAES wont stop for gas, and when I asked him about this his reply is. I got about 50 miles left.
Any way he makes a wrong turn and were driving down this dark two lane street. No light, no cars, no people and no gas. Now I start to get a little bit nervous I have no intention of walking all over some back roads trying to get gas. Who’s AAES gonna call to come and get him some gas.
Then the car starts to sputter, I think yeah I gonna be walking.
AAES turn to me and says I Sorry. Real pathetic like.
I just start to laugh, it was just one of the funniest things.

Then all of a sudden there was light. A lot of light. We have reached civilization once again.

The really funny thing is we managed to find the one gas station that has the highest prices in town
A whopping $3.00 per gallon.

I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants.

We only put in 3 gallons of gas, figured we wait until we got a bit closer to our hotel where gas was only $2.15 per gallon.

I laughed for another 15 minutes.


It was a great weekend.

Ok let's update.

So the soon to be ex has his former fiancie come and
visit.
So the question is should I be upset or just remind
myself that he is a bottom feeder.
Ok I have some unresolved issue with this.
Anyway I tried to be a mature women of the 21st
century.
I decide to invite Ms. Aretha to my house for a
ladies night
What the hell was I thinking, well not too much
actually. I enjoyed a rather large bottle of coconut
rum and sprite before the festivities.
I needed a little courage
So I actually had a great time, I bashed the ex and
discovered that she is not such a bad person after all
Not that she will be on my Christmas card list.
(hey diva I just found your Christmas card, shall I
mail it to you)

Daddy went to dinner, daddy went to the movies, daddy
went to boomers, daddy went to disney world.
Did he take his children,
NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
But I will say this in his defense, he called and
asked his children if they wanted anything from the
magic kingdom While he was still there.
THE ASS..

I will have to admit that AAES is a great guy. In
order to make up for the slight of my children
fathers. He decided that we should go and spend the
weekend in Orlando. Yes the whole family. We had a
great time.
More on that later.


This is for Fred.
Fred, what can I say about your favorite movie.

Well, I had a hard time watching it , it was a bit out
there.
Then my 12 year old daughter came in the house and
made some type of comment.
At that moment I wish I had a cage.
I have watched it at least a half a dozen times since
then.
It has a special spot between The Lord of The Rings Trilogy
and the Mummy movies.