Random thoughts and event in my life

My dear readers

I know it has been awhile, I have no excuse for neglecting the 7-8 of you that keep up with my blogg.

So here we go.

AAES had a dream, or should I say a nightmare about my sister in laws feet.
Now AAES has this thing about feet, He feels that they are the nastiest things ever created. My sister in law just so happens to have some of the nastiest feet possible.
Any way back to the dream, well basically is consisted of Debbie walking thru my house with her shoes off. With each and every step she took she left a train of fungus that proceeded to spread across the floors and up the walls. And AAES was trap inside with no way to get out, with out touching the fungi. Now I thought this was the funniest thing I’ve heard in some time, but he said that he woke up in a cold sweat, and was unable to go back to sleep for about a hour.



My son wears a size 4 and a half.
I happen to mention to my son’s father that I had to go and but Elroy some new shoes. He volunteers to do it for me. I was pleasantly surprised
I explained that Elroy is only a 4 ½ and not to get any thing bigger. I made the statement because when my son wore a 3 ½ his father bought him a pair of shoes that were a 5 ½ and informed my son that he would grow into them
Is that just ghetto or what?

Well guess what, the child came home with a size 5 ½ shoe. I thought I was going to nut up. I swear there were 2 of me standing there, cause I was beside myself
I threw the shoes in the trunk of the car and proceed to do what I should have done in the first place and took my son shopping

Ok enough bitching


Fred let me know if you enjoyed your movie.

I need to loose 3 dress sizes.

Now here is something funny

I went to visit an inmate at a federal prison. I went with a friend from work, who was going to visit her husband, figured what the hell, you only live once.

What was I thinking?


My nephew is in jail in the same city that I am in. I have not gone to see him once.
Actually I feel kinda bad about that. So I just send him money to clear my conscience.
Any way it was the longest weekend of my life.
We had that catch this bus a 1 o’clock in the morning. So that we could get there by 7am
At about 6am we stop at the last rest area before we reach the jail so we could freshen up.
Everyone piles out of the bus and into the restroom they go, It like being back stage at a play, people are scrambling here and there trying to get ready and in place before the curtain rises.
Then back on the bus we go so we can hurry up and wait.

Then we are all put in this waiting room, while they try and decide who they are going to do a random drug test on.

Then after that ordeal you spend about 6 hours in a room full of people. Trying to spend quality time with your love one’s
Or in my case a complete stranger.
Let’s just caulk that up to one of life’s experiences


I got my daughter a cell phone, cause we do not have a house phone.
Before I bitched about the amount of time she spends talking on the phone, hours and hours. And whom is she talking to but the same people that she just spent the last 6-8 hours with. But she has evolved from having the phone just hang off the side of her head. Nooooo I think she is one of the fasted text messengers that I have ever seen.
She has the ability to respond to a test at lighting speed, without having to actually look at the phone as she is doing it.



My oldest nephew has decided that wants to experiment with some mood altering chemicals.
As if I do not have enough drama,
Can we say stupid?
I not sure what the hell he was on, or even why he took it.
But let me share his experience with you.

I got most of this second had, so just go with the story


AAES calls me and ask me if I know what is wrong with peewee. I of course say no. (I was at work). He then proceeds to tell me that the stupid boy is standing in my closed beating on my wall with a stick.

The next call is to inform me that the stupid boy is now roiling on the floor. For no other reason than he can. This of course is after he has taken all of the Cushing out of the couch in his desperate attempt to locate some lost item. Only he know what that item is.

The 3rd call is from my daughter, calling to inform me that peewee is acting a little crazy as he is standing at the sliding glass door asking my daughter if she see the Mexican hiding behind the bush in the back yard.
Did I mention that we don’t have any bushes in my back yard, so it’s safe to say that there are no Mexican’s there either.


Now the orders of the next couple of calls are a little fuzzy, I felt my blood pressure rising so things got a little jumbled. But he was trying to drink the mayonnaise out of the jar and he had to wash the cheese in the sink, once again I am not sure why this took place, but it happened. This all happened while he was wearing a t-shirt, and not much else.

So by the time I get home from work he is on the end of his high.

And the really sad thing about it is, he doesn’t remember any of it.

So I now have to wait for a more sober/non chemical moment. So I can deal with this.



And in closing I have to mention my fabulous trip to New York. I had a blast. The pictures are still in my digital camera and it only took 2 weeks to unpack my suite case