BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, this is how the story goes.
On my block there is a couple who sometime does without.
Let’s just call them the crack heads. Well in order to repair some of the kindness that we have shone the crack heads, they will bring us stuff. Like a wedge of cheese, some kind of cold cuts or maybe even a loaf of bread.
Well the house rule is that if the crack head give us anything, we are to say thank you. Take it in the house and throw it in the garbage. I’m not sure where is came from, and I really don’t want to end up in the hospital trying to find out
So on Tuesday, the crack heads drop off a pound of bacon at my house. My children, Judy and Elroy inform the warden to just throw it away. Does the warden listen? Of course not, she thinks she has hit bacon heaven. She cooks a pound of bacon in the micro wave on a paper plate. She then leaves a trail of bacon grease from the microwave to the kitchen table, she manages to get bacon grease all over the table, then and I am not sure how this happened, she has a trail going from the kitchen table to the bathroom and all the places in-between.
AAES arrives homes and notices that there is some white substance on the table. He goes in for a closer inspection.
And bam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He hits the floor. (Did I mention the train of grease on the floor.)? Yes he slipped in the bacon grease and landed on his ass.
Then I of course get the ranting phone call informing me of the whole story,
I am thinking to myself why me.
When I informed the warden of what happened. She looked us both in the face and started laughing.
I love my mother.
I love my mother
I really love my mother.
This of course required a bottle of bleach and the water hose to be brought in the house to remove any and all bacon grease.
Thank goodness I am taking a vacation with the diva this weekend, I need the break
