Well so much has happened since my last blog.

I went to visit the mouse. (Disney world)
We had a wonderful time. I am not sure who had more fun. AAES or the kids.
A Big 30 something kids need to have his fun also.
We stayed at this hotel call the castle. And of course our room was the room with the spot light on it, the only room that had a balcony kind of like the tower room of the princes

My daughter has decided that she wants to go skiing for spring break.
Now for those of you who don’t know, Judy has an issue with gravity. She can be standing still and trip over her feet. So yes I foresee a problem with my 12 year old strapping a couple of stick to her feet and whooshing down a hill.
This is one of those wait and see things.

My youngest nephew is in a world of shit.
He decided that he would take the gas that we had for the generator. To power his friends scooters.
One of the many problems with this was
1. He didn’t ask.
2. He took the gas cans and never returned them
3. He let someone else take the blame for his crimes.

So I come home early one day from work and I happened see my nephew in the neighbors yard with 2 gas cans. Now with most things you don’t notice them unless there is something strange about them.
Well strange was the way the stupid boy was high stepping it with the 2 large gas can.

So now the hunt is on to locate the stupid boy.
AAES drive around for a bit going to all of his friends till he finds him.
He finds him in the front seat of one of his friends car. On the floor in fact, trying to make him self invisible.
This of course pisses off AAES just a little bit more, so the stupid boy gets his butt whip in front of all of his friends. Once the beat down is over he tells the stupid boy to return the gas cans and the gas.
Just for clarification, gas is about 3.00 a gallon, and the stupid boy took off with 6 gas can in all.
Each gas can would hold 6.5 gallons.

So let do the math. 6.5 x 6 x 3.00 = $117.00 US.
Now if we add in the cost of the gas can 48.00
That gives us a grand total of $ 165.00
Did I mention that he does not have a job.

But wait it get better.

So about 2 weeks go by and the stupid boy tells us that he has replaced 2 of the gas cans with gas.
Now I’m thinking that he decided that he better get his act together. Little did I know that that was the furthers thing from his mind.

This is what the stupid boy did. Instead of bring home the empty gas cans. And trying to figure out how to get them filled. Him or his friends figure that if they put water in with the gas, then put a little gas in last then we would never know.

Well guess when we found out.

The day hurricane Wilma came to town.
Now living in a state that is prone to hurricanes you try to prepare for what mother nature throws at you.
Part of our preparation was to have a generator to power the ac. And the lights of course., but mostly the ac.

So we roll out the generator , find the extension cord, fill up the gas tank and try to get it started.

It runs for about 60 seconds. And cuts out. Now I think that AAES has flooded it out, so I figure we wait for a few minutes then we can start it up.

An hour later. The generator is still now working. And my neighbor behind me is wondering what is taking so long. He wants to plug in. Thank goodness my neighbor is mechanically inclined. He is the one who told us that there was water mixed in with the gas. He is the one who got it running.

But it was too late. The water had already done it damage.

We were able to get the generator running for about 2 days. Then it finally gave out . So a 3 month old $750.00 generator. Destroyed.

Well if the stupid boy had been around. He would have gotten the beating of his life. Lucky for him I sent him up the street, when his stupid brother wrecked AAES’s car. I’ll get to that in a minute.

So 3 days after Hurricane Wilma tears thru my neighbor I am out trying to find a generator.

Luckily we find one. And I am now blogging on my battery powered laptop in the dark with the ac running.


Ok now for the wrecked automobile.

On the 14th of October, my nephew came over and wanted us to help celebrate his birthday. Seeing as how it has been a long time since I was 22 years old. I had no interest in going out on a Friday night after work. Especially since I had not planed for it.

So my oldest stupid nephew begs AAES to let him use his car. He stated that he would be gone for about 3 hours and he would of course bring the car back just the way he found it.
The ground rules were made. No drinking or smoking of anything while in procession of AAES’s car/
We were assured that nothing would happened and out the door my nephew went.
Now I go to sleep, cause I need my beauty rest.
I know nothing till about 7am Saturday morning. When AAES comes raging into the room stating
I’M GONNA KILL HIM. HE WRECKED MY FUCKING CAR. (his words not mine)

The front end is mushed in. there is a long black scratch down the passenger side of the car and there are things hanging down from underneath.
Now when I asked my drug hazed nephew what the hell happened. He stated to me that he hit a bush.
I never knew that a plant could do so much damage. But that was his story.

The funniest thing in the word is to watch some one get knock right the fuck out.
That’s what AAES did to my nephew. One punch and he was on the couch unconscious.
I don’t think he felt any pain until the next day.

I think that it was a really good thing that AAES called the cops, because I think they saved his life.

So needless to say we are not talking to the heated boy.
I figured he needs a little more time to mature. The more I try to help him and try to lead him in the right direction. The worse he does.
Yet when he is left to figure it out all on his own and fend for himself. He does much better.

Well that’s all for now