THE ROACH

I am viehicly challenged,
I did not want a car payment. So I started car pooling with my sister in law. She lives less than ¼ mile away from me and works about ¾ of a mile away from me.
So I thought , great this would be perfect. I would help pay for gas and not have to worry about a car payment or insurance.
Ok with all good ideals there are certain draw back,
For one my sister in law has a habit of not throwing things away,
Why throw things away when you can just throw them in your back seat.
You name it and it is in her car.
Clothes, newspapers, paperback books, cups , empty potato chip bags, candy wrappers,. empty cigarette boxes, bug spray, perfume, plastic bags, you name it and it’s there.
So I had to impose a rule, no garbage in the space I was to occupy.
Well the only way to ensure that the garbage is kept to minimum is to clean the area my self.

But I did not want the expense of a car.
So I adjusted.

Well I guess it’s time for a change.
About 2 weeks ago I go to work, I was making my round, saying good morning and one of my co workers. The loud Porto Rican lady, say hay you have a bug on your shirt.
Now as I said before I am a city girl so when some one says bug, I am think a bug. A creepy crawly bug.
On closer inspection she finds that it is a roach. And as you know a roach is not a bug. It is a ROACH.
So of course she is not discreet. She announces for those people in the general vicinity that I am carrying a dead, flat roach on my back.

Now where did the roach come from?
Just for the record there are no roaches in my house, AAES would wig the hell out.
Have you figured it out yet?
Yes that’s right from my sister in law car.

So I guess I will just have to bit the bullet and go and buy a car. Some things you just can do with out.